Top 15 Cat Quotations

Gain some insight into how your favorite feline actually feels about you and life in general with these enlightening quotations about cats...

  • "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."--
    Mary Bly

  • "I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul."
    -- Jean Cocteau

  • "What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys?"
    -- Douglas Coupland

  • "In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."
    -- English Proverb

  • "Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
    --Robert Heinlein

  • "Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture."
    -- Jacquelyn Mitchard

  • "When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby."
    -- Nigerian Proverb

  • "It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?"
    --Eleanor H. Porter

  • "A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there."
    -- Agnes Repplier

  • "There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats."
    -- Albert Schweitzer

  • "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."--
    Unknown

  • "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
    --Unknown

  • "In ancient egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
    --Unknown

  • "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
    --Jeff Valdez

  • "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer."
    --Alfred North Whitehead

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